Friday, June 11, 2010

Call me an asshole...

But when your dating profile includes the words "baby daddy," "sugar daddy," or "gold diggah," spelt with an obnoxious blend of uppercase and lowercase letters, you are clearly not dating material. You are not even friend material. You are branding yourself as a cum depository. Knock that shit off.

Yes, I've taken the plunge at www.plentyoffish.com, trying to get my sea legs back, so to speak. I know what I'm missing now that I'm willing to acknowledge how lonely I am, and I think I have a fair bit to offer, overwhelming assholery notwithstanding. I'm confident for the first time in possibly ever that I can handle the ebb and flow of an adult relationship; no mean feat given my past reluctance to open up to anyone, let alone a significant other.

It's a good feeling.

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