Things that make me angry.

Racism, sexism, willful ignorance, an unwillingness to admit wrongdoing, decaf coffee in the morning, long lines at Starbucks, Ethernet cables, short people, intellectual laziness masquerading as "open-mindedness," child abuse, animal abuse, haughty vegetarians who don't realize that they only exist because of billions upon billions upon billions of deaths, pop music, Justin Bieber, tweens, rubberneckers, soy milk, the south, finicky bra straps, custom ringtones, cell phones, romantic comedies lacking in either romance or comedy, romantic comedies *with* romance/comedy, Jersey Shore, tweens again, "fashion," skinny pants, stupid haircuts, guys who aren't drag queens who wear makeup, girls who wear perfume, designer dogs that serve no purpose beyond annoying the fuck out of me, stupid people, people more concerned with being politically correct than actually getting shit done, politicians, Fox News, people who watch Fox News and don't realize it's a propaganda tool, soccer, cricket, tennis, golf, idiots who think what's done in the bedroom between consenting adults is any of their fucking business, people who think that they've any say in what's done with private property, slow drivers, bad drivers, tweens, backwards baseball hats, sideways baseball hats, cheap sunglasses, the French, Sarah Palin, musicals, diet Pepsi, pretension, massages, public nudity restrictions, PDAs, old people, young people, middle-aged people, babies, gun control, lack of gun control, Finding Nemo, Michael Buble, Michael Bolton, MySpace, Life is Beautiful, RTS games, sexual longing, sex in general, typos, dating, not dating, ricer cars, teen drivers, offensively inoffensive entertainment, Dane Cook, people who comment on Youtube videos, Youtube "celebrities," txting, sxting, teens, people who don't realize that fascism and communism are opposite ends of the political spectrum, hippies, people who use drugs, people who don't use drugs, Scientologists, religionists of all sorts, indie music, ska, country music, the country in general, hicks, rednecks, proud rednecks, goths, emo fuckhats, wankers, and everything else I forgot to mention.