Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I was either hugged too much or not nearly enough.

Yesterday I was perusing erotic art and came across a drawing of a "girl" in bondage with what appeared to be, uh, frosting on her lips.

"How quaint and delightful!", I thought. "This shall go in my book of memories."

Then, being the curious bloke that I am, I scrolled down to see the artist's comments on the piece. As it turns out, this was a cropped image! The original was too risque for Deviantart, apparently.

Not one to let such minor inconvenience as a link to an outside forum keep me from appreciating the full grandeur of this masterpiece, I clicked with abandon, and was shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that the full piece revealed that the lovely, comely lass had not, in fact, just enjoyed a delicious cake, but an entire army of semen from a feeding tube. Naughty boy! It also included his erect penis being "milked" for his fellow feminized captives; presumably, anyway, as his cell was but one of many, and they all included the helpful reminder that cleaning was to be done via tongue only.

tl;dr: I came.

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